- Hostess at Old Spaghetti Factory leads us to our table.
- Amy: Oh yay, I love booths!
- Marysia: I KNOW I LOVE BOOBS TOO! THEY ARE JUST SO PERFECT, AREN'T THEY? ISN'T IT GREAT THAT WE HAVE BOOBS? DON'T YOU EVER JUST SIT AND APPRECIATE FUCKING BOOBS AND HOW NICE THEY ARE? AND HAHAHA WE GET TO JUST SIT AND HOLD THEM AND THEY'RE LIKE A TEDDY BEAR OR STRESS BALL OR SOMETHING AND JUST SO NICE AND SOFT AND FUCK BOOBS ARE SO GREAT RIGHT?
- Amy:
- Marysia:
- Amy: I said booth.
- Marysia:
- Amy:
- Marysia:
- Amy: But boobs are great, too.
she is my absolute favourite character on glee.
- (Driving home from the Citadel, hitting all the red lights on the way. Coming up to another intersection, the lights turn yellow yet again).
- Marysia: NO!
- *hits gas*
- Traffic Camera: *lights up sky with flashes*
- I am just
- so unbelievably happy right now
- because first of all
- kiran’s team wizard picture
- and all the time she must have put into that
- it is just beautiful
- and flawless
- and I just can’t get over Marysia
- that is so perfect it’s not even funny
- and second of all
- I’m actually being quoted
- granted by my friends
- but still
- I SAID SOMETHING
- (WHILE IN A FIT OF HYSTERICS)
- THAT WAS TOTALLY TRUE
- BUT APPARANTLY FUNNY
- AND NOW IT’S LIKE
- A THING
- AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL
- AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
- MY FRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS
- and also
- I just realized
- that I’m in three different profile pictures on facebook
- I FEEL SO LOVED
- and finally
- I’ve been studying for this english exam
- where we’ve done 4 books, 2 plays and a book of poetry
- and he gave us 3 questions on each of them
- of which he’s going to pick 2
- and we have to select five to write on
- so I pretty much wrote them all out in advance
- and now
- like my typical self
- I made acronyms
- to remember all the crucial points of each one
- and while often my acronyms make little sense
- these ones make me so happy
- ready?
- Odette Can Has Cheeseburgers But Skim Milk
- Stewie Eats Ross’ CD over Quohog Announcement Tuesday
- The Cake Remains Moist Even Harry Potter Gets Everything
- Some Dudes Find Mary Poppins SR. Rather Funny But When Joking Funny Faster
- Elephants Fly High By Dumbo Some Penguins See Jumbo
- Hunger Games Now Seems Scary Cato My Dumb Ass Super Career
- HAD With Me Blue Lagoon Rider Shoes Under Bus
- i just feel rather accomplished
- that I was able to include
- can haz cheezeburgers
- family guy
- harry potter
- mary poppins
- dumbo
- and hunger games
- I’M LIKE JUST SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
TEAM WIZARD <5
why are you perfect i cannot
OH MY GOD. THIS IS FLAWLESS. I HONESTLY GOT TEARS IN MY EYES.
MY FRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS.
if you’re wondering why you’re down a follower
it’s because it was me
I just deleted the extra blog
because there really was no longer a point
as much fun as trolling things would’ve been
you knew it was me anyways
and now I have this extra email address
that I created just to create another tumblr
soooo not quite sure what to do with that
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HAVE ALL MY FOLLOWERS BACK
I’M SO HAPPY
PLUS AN EXTRA ONE
THAT IS ACTUALLY ME
FROM THE BLOG I CREATED
TO KEEP TRACK OF YOU ALL
AFTER I HAD UNFOLLOWED YOU FROM THIS ONE
BUT STILL
Like seriously. She hasn’t come home from dance yet and she’s not answering her phone…
she was alive as of 9:22
that was her last text to me
Six have come to follow me once again.
Six have requested to join me in my quest to kill the chosen one.
Two remain.
I’VE FIGURED YOU ALL OUT
ALL BUT ONE
AJ;ESOIRJDSFLK
