There’s exactly one person at this incredibly fancy party as nerdy and awkward as I am. He looks to be about seventeen, has thick glasses, and keeps grazing at the buffet and then looking uncomfortably into the middle distance.
He is my spirit animal.
YES I SEE IT OMG.
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I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
jamy… i ship it… EXCEPT HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED TO KATHLENE UH OH EPIC LOVE TRIANGLE
IT SOUNDS LIKE JAM.
JAM IS GOOD.
And OH MY GOD
When you said he was supposed to be married to kathlene, for a second I had a panic attack and was like WHAT HE’S MARRIED!?FUCK! and then I realized ohhhhhh kathleeeeneee!