Blaine “I like to sit criss-cross applesauce like a 5-year-old while wearing stripes and colorful pants” Anderson.
my favorite matt rutherford moment was how upset he was when quinn told finn that puck was the father of her baby
so im on darren’s mailing list thing for his site, so i got a newsletter and when i scroll down this is on it:
first off, the screencapped the promo right at klaine.
and second, “blaine asking kurt’s dad for kurt’s hand in marraige.”
you’ve got to be fUCKING KIDDING ME
kLAINE TOGETHER AT BREADSTIX
*whispers* imagine how hot Chris is going to be by season 6
Random AF, I know…. BUT I GOT SOME QUALITY STALKER PICS WOOOO!
(#yourewelcomegleefandom)Anywayyy:
Heres Mini-Puck/Jacob Artist, not looking douchey at all with his sunglasses on INSIDE.
Also texting with a half-popped colar while holding up the line is not cute. But don’t worry! Your face is, so we good.
I was right behind him in line so I got super hyped to see what lil’ Puck was gonna order. I expected to hear him order a fucking steak burrito or some manly ass meal. BUT NO. YA BOY’S LIKE:
‘uhhh hai. can i get a salad bowl?’ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU’RE A PUCKERMAN, NOT A FUCKING CHEERIO. YOU FUCK SHIT UP. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR SALAD. UGH.
(He bounced before I could ask him
to serenade me on the spot/marry mefor a non-stalker pic like this one.)Then:
We have these adorable ass lil mofos who were behind me in line.
At first, I was like:
Okay so he clearly isn’t into her cuz she bout to get smacked the fuck up,
I was convinced he was tryna fight her cuz like
head butting ensued.
BUT THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE CUTE NATION ATTACKED:
At this moment my thought process equaled:
DawwwwwwWAIT MARLEY YOU HO JAKES RIGHT THERE ORDERING A FUCKING SAL-Oh no no wait this is real life chill down yo
Then they ordered while holding hands like the cute ass couple they be:
These stalker photos were good. Too good. I felt like a creeper. So right before they sat down, I asked them for a legit pic from which I have cropped myself out, due to looking maximal crazy.
sooo yeah! thats my chipotle/glee adventure! Hope you liked it!!
(My favorite part was this lady who was like:
fucking jake
holdin up da line
with his motha fuckin
bitch ass salad)
blaine + being straight fucked up over k. hummel
#like first they just met#then they were best friends #then they were boyfriends #and then they were ex-boyfriends #but it doesnt matter #kurt could be in the middle of killing someone and blaine would still look at him like that
Best of Chris Colfer’s bts
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
#Blaine’s face in the second on though #he is all like #GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KURT
#OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR FUCKING COFFEE ORDER #I’M THE FUCKING LOVE OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
#AND ONE DAY WE ARE GOING TO MOVE TO NEW YORK AND GET MARRIED SO FUCKING HARD
#AND WE WILL HAVE 3.5 FUCKING KIDS #AND WE WILL LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM
#AND WE WILL FUCKING GROW OLD TOGETHER AND YOU WILL ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF MY BOWTIES
do you mean the six times i fell a little more in love with blaine anderson?
