• Hazel: Touch the cave wall
  • Computer: You touch the wall. It is moist
  • Isaac: Lick the cave wall
  • Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
  • Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall
  • Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
  • Isaac: Not jump, HUMP.
  • Computer: I don't understand
  • Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL
  • Computer: You attempt to ju-
  • Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall
  • Computer: I do not-
  • Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave
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