June 2012
Listen
John Green says something.
Reasons my Favorite Author is Better Than Yours
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
apparently the last three days were just too good
they were TOO DAMN GOOD
and now I just have to suffer for it
EAR INFECTIONS ARE A BITCH

May 2012
and why does the middle one do an extra jiggle
i can’t
stop
staring
and why does the middle one do an extra jiggle
and why does the middle one do an extra jiggle
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
