January 2011
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
littlepunchingbag:
This one's for you...
“Change the voices in your head, make them like you instead. So complicated, look how big you’ll make it, filled with so much hatred, it’s such a tired game. It’s enough, I’ve done all I can think of. Chased down all my demons—-I’ve seen you do the same. Pretty pretty please, don’t you ever ever feel like you’re less than fuckin’...
This morning: my Education Prof legitimately spent...
Gunna be a good day.
Definitely just used the word "disapparate" in my...
I didn’t even realize what I had done until I spell-checked. I added it to my dictionary, and now am debating whether or not to leave it in the essay. The only thing is I HIGHLY doubt that my prof has ever read Harry Potter… But a simple foot note could change that. *grins*
So we have this thing where we'll inadvertently...
Brittany: I almost died getting on the bus. BE PROUD.
Amy: I AM PROUD. MY PRIDE APPARENTLY KNOWS NO BOUNDS. WHAT DID YOU DOOO!?
Brittany: I walked.
Amy: Straight into my heart. And I said "OUTCH. That hurt. Because you're wearing the heels I told you to wear later on." So you removed the heels, I avoided a coronary, and I said "Stay a while. I quite like you there."
Brittany: Oh wow. Where is that from?
Amy: My brain. It's name is Abby Normal.
Brittany: FALSE ADVERTISING.
Amy: INTEREST RATES.
Brittany: VISTA.
Amy: ASTA LA VISTA BAAAAYBEEE!
Brittany: THE GOVERNATOR.
Rhythmrefugee started following you.
So my brother has pretty much mocked Tumblr ever since I made him aware of what it was. “That’s stupid. Facebook is better.”
GUESS WHO HAS A TUMBLR NOW.
That’s my brother for you. He just never wants to admit that anything I find first is actually cool. (Like at least THREE of the songs he’s just posted that I showed him and got an initial “LAAAME”...
11:30 at night at the doorbell rings...
Jack: Did you answer it?
Amy: Pfft, NO! I'm the only one still up. Or at least the only one who heard it... I was not about to answer the door myself.
Jack: True. What if they're stranded and need help?
Amy: Right. Sure! But what if they're an AXE MURDERER? (Obviously one polite enough to ring the doorbell though...)
Jack: Greet n' chop. :P
SCORE. Psych class is canceled! What do I do?
…tumblr.
(Such a brilliant use of my time ;p).
“I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.”
– Natalie Portman (via cerebralpears)
Brittany: I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I THINK I BLEW A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY EYE.
Amy: OH MY GOD I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT I'M ON THE FLOOR ARE YOU OKAY? HAHAHAHAH
Brittany: Baha. Ya. I just shocked myself when I looked in the mirror. Now I'm pretending to be Voldemort.
Amy: I'm so stoked because I didn't have to buy any text books this term! It's awesome!
Brittany: *starts laughing super hard*
Amy: You totally aren't listening, are you!?
Brittany: *shrieks* IT'S TROLOLO CAT!!!
Amy: *starts laughing just because Brittany is laughing insanely*
Reblog if you're single yet you always seem to...
selfesteampunk:
conniebre:
Also, I feel bad reminding them I haven’t been in a relationship for two years.
Or, you know, EVER.
"Clean your room, family are coming over."
lordvoldie:
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
I NEED A REALLY GOOD SONG TO SING.
One that I can play piano with. I always have the hardest time finding and picking songs for myself (which is something that I was supposed to have done over the break for my piano lessons. GUESS WHO FORGOT? :P).
So any help would be wonderful. *grins*
Suggestions?
I NEED A REALLY GOOD SONG TO SING.
One that I can play piano with. I always have the hardest time finding and picking songs for myself (which is something that I was supposed to have done over the break for my piano lessons. GUESS WHO FORGOT? :P).
So any help would be wonderful. *grins*
Suggestions?
Have a biscuit, Potter.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have – what?
