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GOODNESS GRACIOUS SAKES ALIVE
What I have to put up with… (watching a Harry Potter commercial) “So, does Voldemort turn good in the end or what?” —Nathan
Jacob: Interestingly enough, I managed to pull a muscle just GETTING OUT OF BED. Gosh, I didn't think I was that old. xD
Amy: Oh good LORD. What is happening to you!!? YOU'RE THE FIT ONE.
Jacob: I know, it was so bizarre! I tried to get up to reset my alarm, and my entire calf siezed up. o.o
Amy: Karma. ;p You tried to sleep in, and the gods said "well that's just not acceptable", so Zeus blasted your calf with lightening. *grins*
Jacob: XD But then I couldn't reset my alarm OR get out of bed, so I had no CHOICE but to sleep in! ;) Zeus' plan backfired. :p
Amy: Damn. Zeus is not on top of his game today!
Jacob: He must be having a bad hair day.
“So raise your glass if you are wrong, In all the RIGHT ways, All my underdogs, We will never be NEVER BE anything but LOUD.” DAMN STRAIGHT. Cheers to that. ;)
Brittany: My legs have disappeared.
Amy: AUGH! MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC! WHERE'S THE WARLOCK, FOOL!?
Brittany: DUNNO. NOT WARMING MY PANTS.
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Rushing and racing and running in Circles Moving so fast, I’m forgetting my purpose Blur of the traffic is sending me spinning Getting nowhere. My head and my heart are colliding, chaotic Pace of the world I just wish I could STOP it Try to appear like I’ve got it together I’m falling apart Save me Somebody take my hand, and lead me Slow me down Don’t let love pass me by...
The world is the most pleasant place. Eventually your parents leave you and...– Queen Elizabeth II (via poeticallyinsane)